BALLOONSHIP MERCH RETROSPECTIVE
Before merch was even a thing..... Long before Final Space, The Soda Parlor, or even the idea of YouTube creators having full blown merch empires, there was Balloonshop. An original...
Before merch was even a thing..... Long before Final Space, The Soda Parlor, or even the idea of YouTube creators having full blown merch empires, there was Balloonshop. An original...

The first Balloonshop collection came at a pretty rough moment in Star Cadet history. We were deep in the struggle of trying to make ends meet. Anyone who has run a small business knows things ebb and flow, and at that point we were very much in the ebb.
Olan and I were stretched thin, living between Nashville and Los Angeles. I was juggling both The Soda Parlor and Star Cadet, and Olan was buried in season two of Final Space. Nothing felt stable or planned. We were not even sure what the next release should be, and then someone said, almost as a joke, “What if we made Balloonshop merch?”
Which was wild, because Balloonshop merchandise had literally never existed.
That question instantly pulled us back to being nineteen years old, sitting in Thomas’s bedroom, arguing about whether they should ever do shirts at all. I very clearly remember no one being able to agree on anything. One person was dead set on American Apparel. Another just wanted a basic Hanes heather grey tee. That debate went on for years until the group eventually went their separate ways. No merch ever happened, unless you count the small batch of DVDs we burned ourselves, slapped stickers on, and sold out of our high school lunchroom.
I also do not think people realize just how young we all were back then. Of course Balloonshop did not last forever, we were all eighteen to twenty years old. The fact that the group made as many videos as they did is honestly a testament to their creative instincts at such a young age.
Today, teenagers having YouTube channels is not unusual, but at the time it genuinely was. There was no blueprint, no algorithm chasing, no real sense of what any of it could turn into. It was just people making things because they felt compelled to. I was there for all of it. I even popped up in a few videos, but most of the time I was off camera holding a blazing hot halogen light, trying not to giggle while my friends yelled the most ridiculous things imaginable straight into the lens.
Fast forward to 2019. Fueled by imposter syndrome and fully convinced that no one would get any of these references, we decided to do it anyway. The collection ended up being an absolute smash.
We pulled directly from the I’m Quite Peeved video. At the time, Thomas was literally Olan’s roommate in Los Angeles, so with his blessing we included his likeness in the doodles.
The artwork was intentionally rough and doodle forward. Loose line work, loud colors, like something ripped straight out of a notebook margin in 2009. It was never about polish. It was about capturing the feeling of the sketch itself. “Bagoush!” and “You’re Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’” were not just punchlines slapped on a shirt. They were visual callbacks for people who immediately got it. If you knew, you knew. And if you did not, that was kind of the point.
The second Balloonshop collection is honestly one of my proudest moments as a designer. It came about two years later, at a time when tie dye was having a real moment. I stumbled across these cotton candy colored garments and immediately knew they were perfect. They felt like the Balloonshop intro in clothing form. You can hear it, right? That long bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb......BLOOP!
The designs themselves were some of my personal favorites. Neighbors and Whips still crack me up every single time I watch them. This collection also marked one of the first times I illustrated the artwork myself. I pulled screenshots from the most iconic moments of the videos, redrew them as loose doodles, and paired them with the best quotes.
We also included a t shirt for the iconic Hey Ben! video, which at one point was actually featured on TRL. That one was especially fun. I literally doodled a steak and added the words “Hey Ben.” The deep cut factor on that piece was chef’s kiss.
We also experimented with applique on this release. The main design was screen printed onto canvas and then sewn onto the back of the pullovers, paired with matching joggers. It felt special without feeling precious.


We built the collection around a new balloon icon that played off the original Balloonshop mark, something familiar but slightly reworked. My employee Amberle and I took the pieces out to a neighborhood park for a photoshoot, very much in the spirit of how Balloonshop always filmed. Lots of green grass, open space, and that casually unplanned energy that somehow always worked.

The other half of the collection leaned more graphic. Artist Rafael Serra designed a bold typographic treatment that we used on a crystal navy blue tie dye pullover and jogger set, along with a bright yellow long sleeve version of the same design

To round it all out, we added a Balloonshop trucker hat that was finally big enough for Olan’s head, an enamel pin, a sticker set, and a patch set. Everything was finished with a custom printed Balloonshop box. You could buy the pieces individually or grab the full set.

Looking back at this release still makes me smile, but it also came with a little chaos. As many of you know, for years we operated on a made to order model. When we launched this collection, and I am not exaggerating, Thirty Seconds to Mars launched merch on the exact same blanks at the exact same time.
I went to sleep that night feeling good. I woke up to nearly every single size sold out or dangerously close to it. I scrambled to grab whatever inventory we could, and honestly I kind of blacked out during that whole stretch. Eventually the blanks were replenished a few days later, but that moment burned itself into my brain.
Now anytime thousands of items suddenly disappear from our supplier, I immediately check the Thirty Seconds to Mars merch site. And sure enough, they are usually selling something on the same blanks. I do not think it was Jared Leto’s fault so much as the reality of peak post COVID supply chain issues. Even basic black tees that normally existed in the tens of thousands were selling out everywhere. It was wild.
These are the newest Balloonshop items, and it honestly feels a little surreal to even say that. It has been years since we released anything new. Like five years exactly. Somehow, Balloonshop is now nineteen years old. Yeah. Go ahead and sit with that for a second. We certainly did.
To mark the occasion, we decided to do a small commemorative release. A hoodie, a t shirt, and a beanie. Simple, classic, and long overdue.
This finally makes the heather grey t shirt a reality. Even though it is not Hanes OR American Apparel, we feel pretty good about how that debate ultimately resolved itself. We also finally put the iconic Balloonshop logo on a beanie, which honestly should have happened a long time ago. Some things just take nineteen years to feel right.
This release was less about reinventing anything and more about honoring the longevity of something that was never meant to last forever in the first place. Nineteen years later, Ballonshop is as old as we were when they were making it. And here we are, still making things, still laughing at the same jokes, and still slightly shocked that Balloonshop is somehow old enough to almost be twenty.



Even though I was never an official member of Balloonshop, being there in the background during my late teens and early twenties is one of the core memories of my life. Watching it all unfold, helping where I could, and being part of that creative orbit shaped more of who I am than I probably realized at the time.
It is still wild to go back and watch those videos now and see how well they hold up. The timing, the absurdity, the sincerity. It all still works. That is not something you can fake, and it is definitely not something you can plan.
Over the years, we have tried to honor Balloonshop the only way that felt right. By not overthinking it. By leaning into the jokes, the imperfections, and the spirit of just making things because they felt fun and necessary at the time.
If any of this brings back memories for you, we hope the merch does too. And if you want a small piece of that history, grab one of the limited edition nineteenth anniversary t shirts or hoodies while they are around. Once they are gone, they are gone, and that feels very on brand.
Leave a comment if you liked this blog and your favorite Balloonshop quotes.
Thanks for being here, and thanks for remembering.
- Rachel Rogers (original Balloonshop Groupie)
“When the Blood Coms Home” is an all time favorite video that friends and I quote to this day…. I could not believe the amazing WPI Records reference. Ordered 2 immediately as I’ll be wearing this on my frequent stays at the Double Tree.
I’ve only recently discovered the joys of balloonshop. Im a huge haunt hounds fan and decided to take a trip down memory lane watching Olan and Thomas’ channels. They never fail to make me laugh. After watching one of their shorts YouTube suggested a balloonshop video. I was unprepared for the magic that displayed on my tv screen. Truly brilliant, just like everything Olan and Thomas do.
This honestly made me emotional. It was like hearing from an old friend. Thank you for this.
My best friend introduced me to balloonshop in those early days in 2009, and I have followed the fun ever since. Many thanks to my dearest Megg. We would sit and watch them together between our college classes and frequently quote them at random. DERRICK!!! And "you boys quit that whippin!! Being among the most frequent 😂
“Whip… Snap.” . . . “I did it, bro!!” 🤣💀🤣