NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS

Behold the “Never Tell Me The Odds” Crew Neck T Shirt, a relic from the depths of the Star Cadet archives. In Heather Dusty Blue, it’s the perfect attire for contemplating existential dread of the universe - in style. Featuring the Grim Reaper casually wielding a lightsaber, because who needs scythes when we have laser weapons? Get ready to ponder the meaning of life, death, and everything in between… and May the 4th be with you.

• 52/48 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester.

• Pre-shrunk.

• Retail fit, Unisex sizing.

• Screen printed by hand, in-house at Star Cadet in Nashville, Tennessee.

• Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Lay flat to dry.

• Perfect for entering lightsaber battles with unsuspecting shadows during power outtages, plotting interstellar rebellions, discovering lost family members, casual walks in the neighborhood, and Wednesdays.