PURE HUMAN TORQUE BEANIE
Alright, folks, gather ’round because I’ve got something so beautifully absurd, so hilariously backwards, that it’s borderline genius. What we’re talking about here is a Heather Charcoal 100% acrylic beanie, adjustable cuff at a crisp 3 inches, but that’s not the kicker. Oh no, the real kicker? We’ve gone ahead and embroidered a design—about hand-screen printing using pure, unfiltered human torque. Yeah, you heard me right. Embroidery…about screen printing. Does it make sense? Absolutely not. Do we care? Absolutely not.
This is what happens when logic takes a back seat and creativity grabs the wheel and says, “Hold my soda.” It’s a 2.5-inch stamp design, meticulously embroidered in-house using polyester thread that’s stronger than a caffeinated gorilla. It’s a stamp that screams, “We screen print the hard way, by hand!”—and we didn’t even screen print it. Nope. We said, “You know what? Let’s embroider this sucker!” Because sometimes in life, you just gotta break the rules and go with your gut.
And this heather charcoal beanie? Let me tell you, it’s the perfect canvas for this chaotic masterpiece. 100% acrylic, so it’s soft, durable, and will keep your head warm while you try to make sense of the universe. And the adjustable cuff gives you all the style options. You can wear it pulled all the way down, like you’re taking a stand against cold weather and conformity, or you can rock it slightly askew, like you’re two steps away from starting your own underground art collective where the first rule is “No rules!”
So yeah, does it make sense to embroider a design about screen printing? Nope. But guess what? That’s what makes it amazing. It’s a bold, rebellious, hat-wearing statement that says, “I don’t follow the rules of fashion. I make them.”
- Embroidered in-house with our Human Torque Design
- 50/50 acrylic/polyester
- Adjustable cuff, shown as 3"
This item is made to order. Please allow 2-5 weeks for production before your order is shipped.
© COPYRIGHT BY OLAN ROGERS SUPPLY INC.
Product information
This item is made-to-order by hand in Madison, TN. Please allow 2-5 weeks for production before your order is shipped.
To maintain print quality. Flip item inside out. Machine wash on cold with like colors, no heat, tumble, or hang dry. Do not iron.
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