NERDORK - BEANIE
Oh, brace yourselves, my fellow lore-lovers and chaos-bringers, because the Nerdork Signature Skull Beanie has dropped, and it’s got more character development than your favorite anti-hero arc! This isn’t just any beanie, no-no-no—it’s a wearable testament to the rock ‘n’ roll spirit with a dash of chaotic good. Featuring the iconic Nerdork skull logo, complete with my signature undercut (yep, I’m a beanie model now, deal with it) and a heart that’s got more rock ‘n’ roll energy than your high school mixtape.
Made from fabric so soft you’ll question if elves wove it under a full moon, this beanie is designed to keep your noggin warm while you daydream about your next raid—or your next latte. And did I mention the Nerdork skull? Yeah, it’s there front and center, flexing that smirk and undercut combo that says, “I’m here to roll for initiative and steal the spotlight, and I’m fresh out of saving throws.”
Put this beanie on, and suddenly you’re not just walking down the street; you’re strutting through your own 80s movie montage, complete with wind machines and an inexplicable guitar riff in the background. It’s perfect for everything from long winter quests to those late-night debates about who the best Doctor really is (hint: you’re wrong, and I’m ready to fight about it).
So, slap this on your head and wear it with the confidence of a bard who just rolled a natural 20 on performance. But be warned: wearing this might make people think you know the secret to life, the universe, and everything. (Spoiler: it’s 42 and a good beanie.)
- Embroidered in-house & made to order using poly-neon thread
- 100% acrylic
- Adjustable cuff, shown as 3"
- 12" - one size fits most
Product information
This item is made-to-order by hand in Madison, TN. Please allow 2-5 weeks for production before your order is shipped.
To maintain print quality. Flip item inside out. Machine wash on cold with like colors, no heat, tumble, or hang dry. Do not iron.
RETURNS
WE HAVE A 30-DAY RETURN POLICY, WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE 30 DAYS AFTER RECEIVING YOUR ITEM TO REQUEST A RETURN.
TO BE ELIGIBLE FOR A RETURN, YOUR ITEM MUST BE IN THE SAME CONDITION THAT YOU RECEIVED IT, UNWORN, UNWASHED, OR UNUSED, WITH TAGS, AND IN ITS ORIGINAL PACKAGING.
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NO REFUNDS CAN BE MADE AFTER 90 DAYS FROM THE ORIGINAL ORDER DATE.
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EXCEPTIONS / NON-RETURNABLE ITEMS
WE CAN NOT ACCEPT RETURNS ON SALE ITEMS OR GIFT CARDS.
EXCHANGES
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