LIMITED EDITION: XENO-MOUSE T-SHIRT - BLACK

🐭👽 XENO MOUSE - Limited Edition Tee 👽🐭

Hand Screen Printed • Made to Order • Extremely Questionable Life Choices

Somewhere in a lab… a mouse and a xenomorph walked into a bar… the result? THIS TEE.

Brace yourself for vintage cartoon chaos meets sci-fi horror — it's cute, it's creepy, it's confused… kinda like you at 3AM scrolling the internet. Featuring our Xeno Mouse mid-chest-burst moment, complete with stitched eyes, flailing limbs, and a tiny alien yelling "rahhh!" because, well… same. 😵💫

Details:

• 🖤 4.3 oz./yd² (US) / 7.2 oz./L yd (CA) of pure 100% combed ring-spun cotton softness
• 🧵 32 singles — translation: this fabric is smoother than your pickup lines
• 👕 Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar for that classic vintage vibe
• ✂️ Hemmed sleeves & side seams so it actually fits how it should
• 🚫 Tag? Gone. Tear away label for maximum comfort
• 🖐️ Hand screen printed in-house by actual humans (probably sleep-deprived)
• 🛸 Made to order — because mass production is for normies

⚠️ Limited Run! Once these crawl out of production, they’re GONE. Like your ex. Or your dignity after karaoke night.