MONDAY MYSTERY BOX
For centuries, fortune seekers, local historians, and an ungodly amount of Nick Cage impersonators have sought out this national treasure, to no avail.
That is until now. After 3 whole hours off digging off the shores of Lake Michigan, I’ve finally uncovered the truth about the infamous mystery box, or rather boxes….
I found each box to be uniquely filled with novelty t-shirts, baseball-Tees, hoodies, hats, beanies, patches, pins, and posters. A true combination of exclusive unseen Star Cadet merchandise now in the palm of my hands.
Suddenly the sun turned red. I peered over the horizon to see a silhouette emerge from the water.
Nic Cage with the strength of two Nic Cages stopped me dead in my tracks.
We stared into each other's eyes for 40 days and 40 nights, neither of us backing down, until…. he blinked. I had earned his respect. I lifted my two fists in victory, and as he slithered his way back into the lake.
In honor of that fateful day, I am sharing these mystery boxes with you. Each one holds a $100 worth of goods for a price of $64.99.
A small price to pay when in the midst of the deadly Nic Cage.
The assortment of products per box will vary.
All Sales are final.
Please allow 10-21 business days for your package to be sent.