It’s the Fall of 1964, you remember that don’t you? You and your high school sweetheart Clarissa B. Shwarberknuckles are goin’ steady. The two of you load up in your Chevrolet Malibu and cruise on over to the drive-in for a midnight showing of CATS (2019). DON’T ASK US HOW! It’s a near-perfect night, when suddenly your rival (and Clarissa’s ex-lover), Jameson P. Dunkin swoops in wearing incredibly revealing, studded leather chaps. He makes a move.  BUT WAIT. You pull out your v-neck, button-up, 100% acrylic jersey knit cardigan with a 4-inch chenille patch of your alma mater’s mascot, wooing Clarissa, and killing Jameson instantly (hit by a car). All is well.

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