This long sleeve has provided me with many stories. Most of them including a wildebeest I vowed to defeat while backpacking across the Himalayas. My father and his father, and his father before him had spoken about a 100% airlume combed, ring-spun cotton, ribbed cuff, side-seamed long sleeve shirt such as this, but nobody had really seen it...until now. The screech of a thousand moons filled the sky. The wildebeest was back. And this time, he had a gun. I knew he was out for my Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior shirt, and its Blu-Ray. If this beautiful fabric fell into the wrong hands, it could mean the destruction of all living things, leading to the end of days, and the ripping of both space and time. Or worse. I whipped the long sleeve around the wildebeest’s weak feeble ankles, tripping him. He was no match for us. As the shirt and I stood back to back, we watched as the beast limped away. For two hundred and fifty thousand years he remained dormant. But soon he will awaken, and because of this, we pass the shirt on to you. The fate of the world is in your hands.
Designed by Ciera Lagges