Some people wear pants for sport. I wear them for comfort, and because legally, I have to. These pocketless Scorpion King 2 sweatpants with elasticized cuffs, covered elastic waistband, and drawcord does just that. I’ve spent many nights fighting crime in Lower Manhattan, and having pants that provide me with the mobility of an Alaskan Tree Frog keeps these legs fresh. I once wore sweatpants other than these in the midst of battle, and for two weeks, the city was overthrown by an elemental. Don’t even get me started on when I fought with no pants.
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